After a long bastard day at work it sure is a pleasure to find cool stuff in my post office box, like Exhibit A here - a postcard from Sub-Real Alchemy. Real paint. Real cardboard from beer box. Thanks, David Stanley Aponte!
But not only that! This also arrrived!
Exhibit B - Mysterious item from another never-before-heard-of Postal Perpetrator. Inredible Inquirys. I'm drinking beer tonight so when I do I will come back and report on the contents...
[Later...] Okay here's what was inside:
It's a big tabloid-size newsprint of four pages - a spoof of self-help courses like Scientology's Dianetics. Although this series of 'Modern Human Text' Courses were much more affordable than L Ron's, since you could get all six of these for the bargain price of $270.