June 11th, 2014

Skitzophrenic Sausage

Skitzophrenic Sausage Skitzophrenic Sausage p17

ADULTS ONLY! 52 pages, 11.5" x 8", $3.00, Troy Mingramm, PO Box 1901, Cronulla NSW 2230, AUSTRALIA + www.troymingramm.com.au

Spoiler alert! Trent Frog and Skitzophrenic Sausage are bored so they decide to kill themselves. They arrive in Hell where a gang bang of Marilyn Monroe is taking place. Elvis makes a very brief appearance before Satan himself arrives. Mr Sausage and Satan trade insults then Sausage convinces Satan he should go up to Earth and become a comedian because he's so funny. Well, he does exactly that! But guess where his first venue is? That's right! A church! And his audience is three nuns!

If you're rolling around on the floor laughing your guts up at this point, then have I got a comic for you! You lucky devil! You're welcome to my copy, even! [If you're in Aussie that is - overseas postage is BULLSHIT.] Just write something funny in the Comments!

Troy's Tales #6

Troys Tales 6 Troys Tales 6 p2

28 pages, 8" x 6", $2.00, Troy Mingramm, PO Box 1901, Cronulla NSW 2230, AUSTRALIA + www.troymingramm.com.au

This is a true tale of Troy visiting a nightclub and hooking up with a young lady who, when the nightclub closes at three a.m., invites him back to her place. All they have to do is catch a bus with all the other "pissed wankers" then the young lady will make a phone call and somebody will pick them up. But who picks them up? Yes, you guessed it! The young lady's father! Haw! Without giving away any spoilers I'll just say that Troy reveals why Lust is known as one of the seven deadly sins [he narrowly avoids being eaten by a big dog].