OK, it's confession time. I'm a crossword puzzle fan.
I've been doing the daily Quick Crossword in the Sydney Morning Herald for years.
I know the easy and the hard days. Thursday's is the easiest; Wednesday's and Friday's are the hardest. I could go on and on (I'd love to tell you about that rotten bastard piece of shit 'DP' who makes the Wednesday (cornholio) puzzle), but will save all that for another time.
Today's puzzle had a word I've never seen used before. Check out 14-down.
Ding dong, motherfucker. Awesomeness squared times infinity.