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This edition of The Newsletter will be received with great excitement by the goons and goonettes since it shows a photograph of the newly-constructed lodge of the Newsletter.
Also in this issue, Truman grudgingly admits to being better than his first cousins, who have narcolepsy and hairnecks.
There's also an account of Truman's coffee-brewing technique. And much more!