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The Newsletter [Large Pizza] - by Truman Bentley Jr.

In a recently received Newsletter ['Large Pizza, Cheese & 3 Toppings'], Truman announces the origin of everybody else's mother, and humans in general:

"They were not created by an outside god autonomous in the universe. The SPACE ALIENS were creating life in labs of SPACE SHIPS and the SPACE ALIENS were trying to design living clone entertainment love dolls, cooks and targets for the SPACE ALIEN military laser beam gun practice range."

To further assist Truman in his research (and to obtain a copy of The Newsletter), send US stamps and cash money to: Truman Bentley Jr, 3219 Carden Drive, Colombus GA 31907-2143, USA
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